Years from now, those of us who are still living in Central Australia will be sagely commenting ‘Remember that horrible heat in the summer of 2018?’
And..

My view of the rain relief approaching.
‘Remember how it finished with a huge weather system from the northeast, slowly turning the skies grey and blanketing the earth with reviving rains and cooler breezes?’ ‘Why, I remember the mountain, cloaked in clouds and heavy mist, disappearing for nearly two days.’
And so it happened.
I know friends and family tired of me writing ‘it’s been another stinking hot day’ and ‘I am so tired, the heat just drains me’. But damn it, I was right!! It turns out during the three months of summer (Dec 1 to Feb 28) we had record breaking heat. Instead of the usual average of 13 days of 40+ (104+F) temps, we had 39. Thirty-nine. And for those keeping records we learned the average daily temps for those three months was 38.2 (100F)…the hottest summer in 76 years of keeping records.
And this morning, 12 March, it was a crisp, cool 16c (60F). The air is clean, the colours intense and the arid lands at their best, refreshed by rain. Nearly…probably…almost worth the journey to get here.
Somewhere in the middle of the heat waves shimmering up from the ground, our bearded dragon departed. I wonder now if it was even too hot for her and she flung herself into the path of a four wheeled dragon slayer, flying around the bend near our place. Near the spot where our lovely dog met his doom seven years ago.
I was returning from my morning walk and there, in the middle of the road lay an unnaturally flat bearded dragon, the size and colour of Bernie. There is a funny Australian colloquialism ‘flat out like a lizard drinking’, which alludes to being very busy. I’ve never seen a lizard drinking, but presumably one must go very flat to reach the water and it is very busy thereafter getting some water into it. This was no drinking lizard, in reality, or metaphorically. Just flat.
I waited a few weeks to see if perhaps it was another local bearded dragon that had succumbed to the urban beast. We’ve had a few in the area. But there has been not the slightest sign of Bernie. I decided to posthumously give her a unisex name in deference to the possibility that I am wrong about her sex. The naming makes her memory more specific. To me. (Bernie is short for Bernadette…or Bernard should he/she reappear wearing boxers or something…)

a change of scenery from the rosemary bush
I missed Bernie a surprising amount and was quite sad at this turn of events. Her silhouette no longer quietly adorned the Callistemon tree, nor did her head peek out of the rosemary bush. She no longer scampered around the patio to seek cover under the Singapore Daisy vines. So…with my still developing skills, I decided to honour Bernie. After a bit of sketching, and with some artistic license, I had a sort of caricature that I was happy with. But I couldn’t quite figure out how to create a texture for the skin that I liked. After a frustrating session at the drawing board one day, I decided to get completely away from the project and turned on the television. The Antiques Road Show was on and within a minute or two there appeared an antique lamp, in the shape of a dragon, that made me sit up in stunned acknowledgement. There was the texture I needed for Bernie. Back to the drawing board I went. Literally.
It made me realise that I enjoy the mental gymnastics of solving drawing problems, as much as the actual drawing. Often I will leave a piece for days, even weeks, as I turn over in my mind various objectives and options. It is so much more interesting to contemplate than what I’m making for dinner. It is not unlike writing this blog in that way. Even though I have written few in recent weeks, I’m constantly turning over ideas and writing bits and pieces, taking photos and auditioning scenarios about which to write. Bernie is worthy.
Vale Bernie, Bearded Dragon of the Fairway. It has a certain ring to it.
A favourite podcast from recent weeks: On Being with Krista Tippet interviews poet Mary Oliver. Also, here is Mary reading her exquisite poem, Wild Geese.
Recipe for grain-free French-style Apple Cake
Recent discovery as told to me by my Optometrist: When eyes feel tired and dry, wet a face washer (washcloth) with very warm water and gently rub the eyelids, upper and lower, for about a minute. It is surprisingly restorative. Apparently it unclogs oil glands on the edges of the lids and thus enables more moisture to be kept on the eye, making it less dry and uncomfortable.
Ardys dearHeart – am so glad you are cooler but did you have to send all the100 F heat down our way: I mean all of it, and we could do without these gales also . . . it is not very funny to reach the middle of the first month of autumn to get a severe weather bushfire warning! Love your memorial to Bernie . . . am rather fond of bearded dragons altho’ a first meeting is oft accompanied by a shriek . . . OH: and thanks for the eye tip – am about to try!
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I have just heard from a friend who is down on the coast at Mollymook who says it is miserable down there too. If this is the beginning of permanent global warming changes, we are all toast…maybe literally. Let me know if you find the eye tip helpful. It doesn’t solve the global warming issue but it is a small comfort! x
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You and I might escape with a golden colour in the toaster but I do wonder about the next generation . . . . And, yes, IT actually works: thanks!! Largely because of screen time working and studying I have had bad dry eye for a couple of decades . . . comfort was certainly to be had!!
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She says to do it morning and night as it will help over the long term if you keep it up, but certainly it has helped me with dry eyes. I also, at her recommendation, use over the counter lubricant drops, but the hot cloth massage does more!
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Forever grateful: have been on ‘Polytears’ since I can remember!
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RIP Bernie xxx Its amazing how much these little things impact our lives when they go or change.
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It is true, Julie. You would think we would learn that life is always changing, but we seem to be continually surprised. xx
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Your musing always leave me musing of things that have passed and moments that have impacted , your drawing of lizard lovely would make a great embroidery.. The weather you can say and say it again it is hot , so over the heat . Dry eyes , thank you for the tip , my eye man just suggested more drops yah …..
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I’m glad my musings seem of value to you Robyn. You are the embroidery expert so I believe you if you say the drawing of Bernie would make good embroidery! I hope the tip for dry eyes helps you, the drops don’t help me as much but together with this method have helped noticeably. Thank you for reading!
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Ave, Ardys 🙂
I feel soothed by this post, it’s so measured, calm, beautiful. Your dragon is lovely.
I saw the ‘trailer’ for this post just before I posted my own most recent and thought – we’re on the same wavelength, thinking about changing weather – and then I got to your ‘vale Bernie’. I was more right than I realised.
Robyn is right, that design would transfer well to embroidery – but also to etching, jewellery.
Right, back to the stress of a trip to the airport in the snow…
Thanks for the respite.
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I have noticed that we do seem to have a common wavelength Mary. Thank you for the connection and the lovely comment. I’m off to see what you have written…
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Well I’m flat out blue at Bernie’s passing! I have photos of her, or I believe it was her in your Rosemary bush! Also, that’s some solid, therapeutic eye advice! After only two days of using this technique my eyes are so much better! Thanks for sharing!
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I’m so glad you got to see Bernie when you were here. And I’m also glad the eye technic works for you too. I love it when I discover simple things that make life a little easier. Goodness knows there are enough things that seem to make it harder…like dry eyes! xx
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It so lovely that we share this good company. I have Krista Tippet’s On being podcast with Mary Oliver on my Listen Later list, it will be sooner rather. The G.O. and I both have dry eyes… Will try the tip! I put it down to the weather. Which is finally worth a conversation… rather than my an ongoing lament… so hot so humid. There is real climate change afoot. Poor Bernie, we become attached to our fauna neighbours, and they accustomed to us but sadly not roadwise. You have memorialized Bernie beautifully. It could be the start of something…
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The Optometrist says the dry eyes thing is common here in Alice with our very dry weather, but also the oil glands get blocked. She also said to talk to the GP, that sometimes taking fish oil capsules can help, but they are also blood thinners so you need to talk to your doctor. I seem to be a magnet for lizard stories at the moment…another one in the making, complete with little drawing… so perhaps you are right, the start of something. Thank you Dale. I hope your weather settles soon. x
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I know how you must feel about Bernie, and I bet you miss her/him… we feel the same about the quails and their babies that we feed… one fell in a deep puddle one morning, before I realised how long it had been there. We rescued it, but it was done for and never recovered… we were both heartbroken, even though there were nine babies left!
We are having strange summers too – not hot like yours, but endlessly wet and rainy… no tomatoes ripening with no sun, and my roses and geraniums sodden…
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I can remember people talking about wet, grey summers in Ohio when the tomatoes wouldn’t ripen and my grandmother’s roses were looking sad. I can relate to the loss of your poor quail. Every now and then a bird flies into our windows and breaks its neck. It upsets me all day long when that happens. Once in a while one is just stunned and I can pick it up and put it in an open box outside to protect it until it is able to fly again. Thank you for reading and your lovely comment Valerie.
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I’ll miss Bernie with you. Sad but sweet story.
Now about being “flat out like a lizard drinking,” I can relate to that expression, though not because I’m busy. I like reading on the couch until I’m flat out, gone, snoring. An ideal use of winter sunshine (here) and a cozy room.
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Awe, thank you Albert. I can relate to your version of being ‘flat out’ too! My husband and I call it ‘being at one with the sofa’ 🙂
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I read this and felt the usual tug of my heart when I’ve seen or wondered about death. I’m sorry about Bernie, Ardys. It’s just flat sad to know you won’t see a friend moving about, bringing a spot of cheer to the day.
Forrest occasionally gets a stubborn chalazion under an eyelid. The treatment that always works is warm compresses to the lid three or four times a day, in order to soften and release the hardened oils beneath. Works like a charm! The first time he did this, he commented on how soothed his eye felt, and now he will often put the warm compress to both eyes in the evening, just to feel that lovely warmth and moisture.
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Isn’t that amazing that something so simple can be so helpful and soothing! I have been doing this every morning and evening since the Optometrist told me about it and it has helped quite a bit. I still have to use the lubricating drops a couple of times a day but altogether my eyes are consistently better. Thanks for the thoughts about Bernie. I know you can relate. xx
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