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First, thank you to everyone who commiserated and encouraged me in my time of loss of Kitchen Mojo last month. I’m happy to say it has nearly returned to normal. That is to say I’m having the usual number of failures rather than the dismal number I was having this time last month! It has been a battlefield here. We had a very wet start to January, followed by an invasion of thousands, and thousands of grasshoppers. They have nearly devoured my favourite herbs, citrus leaves, curry leaves and even my sapling fig trees. I don’t like to use poisons on my edible plants, for obvious reasons, so I have very reluctantly employed the ‘compression method’ my husband taught me.
Ick. But effective.
Well, let’s put it this way, I’m losing the battle more slowly than I was previously.
The next, and ongoing, battle was a bad infestation of scale insect on my 10 yr old Bay tree. Because of our heat here I couldn’t just spray with white oil and let it do the job. White oil will kill the plant at temps above 30C. So I had to strip all the leaves from the tree that had scale on them, while leaving the newer growth to help it recover. Then I had to spray the branches and trunk with the white oil, leave it under cover and out of direct sun for two days, then gently spray with soapy water and use a soft brush to wash it off. So far, it has worked. I am checking the leaves every few days and scraping the occasional scale off and tiny new leaves are appearing. When winter comes I will be able to spray it again.
Meanwhile, in the kitchen we’ve enjoyed a few nice meals inspired by the cool temps that came with the rain event. Leftover ham bone from Christmas made a delicious, savoury cannellini bean soup, along with corn bread made in my new cast iron pan. The cast iron pan is another battle I’m slowly losing, but I have not given up.

Buckwheat pancakes with fresh blueberries, peaches, apricots, walnuts and Greek yogurt (inspired by our own Bizzy Lizzy here)
The seasonal fruit has been delicious this year, with or without buckwheat pancakes!
A wonderful new find from our butcher is ‘lamb mignon’. They use fillet or backstrap pieces and wrap it in bacon (their own) and skewer it for cooking on the barbecue/grill. Delicious.
I’ve been experimenting with some salads that are substantial meals in themselves.
And, finally, my creation of the month, as declared by my husband, is Chilli Cole Slaw. We have some medium/mild yellow chillies growing and so far the grasshoppers haven’t developed a taste for them, so I have plenty to use. I finely shaved two colours of cabbage, added the finely sliced pieces of chilli, then… wait for it… the magic ingredients… about ½ tsp each, mustard seed and fennel seed, finely ground in my tiny mortar and pestle. For a lighter than normal dressing I used organic, Greek yogurt, thinned with a little apple cider vinegar, whatever sweetener you like, and a bit of salt. The dressing should have a sweet/sour taste which offsets the chilli nicely. I used about 1/3 C for 3 C of shredded cabbage, but adjust it to your own liking.
Happy February everyone. May there be no grasshopper plague in your lives! Be sure to call around to Celia’s place at Fig Jam and Lime Cordial to see what’s happening in the kitchens around the world!
Interesting how variables in the weather affect our gardens. By some stroke of fortune, this year our garden was pest free, a relief from the past 2 summers where hoards of tiny destructive flying bugs decimated our Crepe Myrtle trees and caterpillars our lilies despite treating them similar as you did with the Bay tree. My Bay tree was doing well, and had grown a couple of foot, last I looked but I will check for scale. Your Bay tree still looks healthy despite its ordeal. Both heroic gardening efforts on your part.
I love coleslaw, but even with my best efforts the G.O. is not a fan. Maybe your version will do the trick. I know he’d love the Lamb Mignon’s. I’ve had success also with the substantial salads, and he’s gone from being fussy about it to actually enjoying and going for more 🙂
It has been crazy summer weather, while the ingredients have still tended to summery, from time to time my cooking methods have tended to autumnal, I have had the slow cooker out for pulled pork, and the Chasseur for sausages with onion gravy.
Enjoy the last month of summer… I never wish it away, but autumn is my favourite season.
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I’ll bet if you asked your local butcher to make the mignons for you, they would. I know our butcher is very amenable to preparing things we ask them to. I really love to use my crockpot, even in summer, to cook things like stewed chicken and pulled pork. Both are lean meats that we can use for sandwiches or with salads, and cooking them in the crockpot means it doesn’t pour so much heat into the kitchen. I’m glad to see you aren’t having the pest problems we are having. It’s really been an usual summer here, and I’m sure that is why things have been infested and tested! Thanks for reading EllaDee.
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I’m glad you’ve finished with your plague of locusts Ardys, is that it now? Mind you, if you keep flashing pictures of food before me without a warning I might send you the next plague myself. I’m a lover of colesalw though not so big on salads. The mignons sound nice though.I literally drooled at Elladee’s mention of sausages in onion gravy.
xxx Ginormous Hugs xxx
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If ONLY the locusts were finished. Have just come in from the afternoon patrol and smashed two with one blow!! Such skill! Thanks for reading David, I’ll overlook the drool… xxx
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Gardens can be a joy, but can be fragile things at times that break our hearts. Scale, plant viruses, ants, slugs, etc. are commonplace here, but grasshoppers? Sounds like a plague of locusts. But, you seem to be coping well with your brave efforts to save your bay. It is a hearty plant that will no doubt recover. And on the kitchen front – glad you got your mojo back. We all have failures, but few of us post about them! Really like the idea of a chilli coleslaw and the dressing with Greek yoghurt is so much better than a heavy (oily) mayonnaise.
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Thanks so much for cheering me on! I think the Bay tree and I will both recover! Thanks so much for reading.
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Gah…. isn’t it disappointing when bugs of any kind attack your best plants! I empathise as my three potted lemons were flourishing, when a scale infestation got hold of them. They are still producing, but the leaves are yellowing and falling off! Spraying with white oil on cool days. Tell me, have you tried giving your bay a good feed with Seasol? That should help it along. Love all the other goodies in your kitchen this month, plenty of deliciousness there… and so pleased you liked the hotcakes with peaches and nuts! Happy cooking xo
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I love your word ‘Gah’–so descriptive of how I feel every time I walk out into the courtyard and see what new destruction has occurred. I have been waiting to make sure the Bay was going to recover before fertilising it, not wanting to stress it with too high of expectation (lol) but I will follow your suggestion with some Seasol and help it along now that it appears to have survived. Thanks again for your inspiration on the fruit and nuts etc. with the hotcakes… have amended the photo title to include a mention, as I intended to do that but forgot.
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Love your coleslaw dressing, Ardys! Thanks for sharing….And I have to say that even though we see the grasshopper as the enemy, your photograph of said enemy is just beautiful! I will look at them with fresh eyes next time….just before applying the compression method of eradication, ha ha
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Haha, yes, the compression solution… thank you for your lovely comment about my photo. My motto is that ‘even in bad times, one can find something good’. xx
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My, what a yummy post! Two years ago we had a bad infestation of grasshoppers in this part of the state. My two gardens were pretty much toast when they finished. But last year was a banner year… we roll with the punches, don’t we? 🙂
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Thanks Lori, you give me hope that my garden might be resurrected next year! xx
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Amazing photo of the all consuming grasshopper Ardys, he/she/it is quite beautiful, shame about the havoc he leaves in his wake. Pleased to here that life in your kitchen is returning to normal
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Thanks Sandra. I did rather like that photo of the grasshopper. Just as well it has been immortalised because it certainly didn’t get a last supper!!
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I’m sorry to hear about the grasshopper plague. For such tiny insects it’s amazing what they can devour and what a destructive force they are. Your chilli coleslaw sounds very good. Shame about the bay tree – I have a bay tree and I love it; I use the leaves all the time xx
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Wow, you aren’t kidding Charlie, a hungry grasshopper can destroy an entire fig leaf in nothing flat. The Bay is shooting a new leaf almost every day at the moment. Am on my way out to give it a drink of Seasol shortly, and help it along the road to recovery. I used my Bay leaves all the time, too! Thanks for reading.
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I think the Cooking Mojo has returned to your kitchen going by those beautiful meals, the corn bread, the buckwheat pancakes and that lovely salad.
Good luck with squashing those critters- are there more due to the season and the big wet?
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Hmmm, I think there was a grasshopper plague well on its way, certainly I had quite a few, before the rain. But the cooler weather and rain seems to have given the little blighters a boost!! We had one a few years ago, too, but my courtyard walls protected the herbs and other edibles from damage. Not so lucky this time. Thanks for reading Francesca! Those Italian boys visiting your kitchen are lucky lads!
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Wow, Ardysez, I see what you mean by grasshoppers. Shit hey?
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Haha, yes, Glenda, that is one way of putting it!! Thanks for reading.
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Love the term “compression technique”, can I quote you? Purple cabbage is such a pretty and delicious veg. Good luck with your Battles, but lets call them challenges, that indicates more positively that you will win!
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PS, plenty of fried grasshoppers in street stall in Cambodia, maybe you could create an empire!
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Yes, you may quote ‘compression technique’. Yes, I’ve seen fried grasshoppers before, but I’m not hungry enough yet to try one! Thanks for reading.
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Gardens pests are the pits. They suck up all your time and patience. But at least your back in the kitchen and knocking up some delicious “grub” (sorry!)
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Haha, love the pun, thanks Jennifer. I guess I am staying on top of things, now if only the heat doesn’t finish things off!!
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Ardys, the lengths you have gone to, to save your bay tree are commendable. I hope it bounces back stronger. Well done in your battle against the bugs.
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Thank you Kirsty, it seems to be coming back, but because I can’t spray it until the weather cools down, I have to hand check and pick off the scale insect at the moment. The challenge of the grasshoppers seems like the worst is over!! Yay!
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I never realised you couldn’t spray oil if the temps were going to be over 30C! And the grasshoppers would drive me insane – I’m sorry you have to manually squish them all. Your soup and chilli slaw sound delicious, but what’s the battle you’re losing with the cast iron? I personally can’t use cast iron at all – too heavy, sticks too much and doesn’t go into the dishwasher. Would love to though!
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Thankfullly, the worst of the grasshoppers seems to be over but they really have made a mess of things. Actually, that about describes my cooking with the cast iron pan, too, making a mess of things!! For all the reasons you mention, it is giving me troubles. So, it has gone to stay with ‘Aunt B’ for a little while, so that she can see whether the issues are operator error (I suspect) or the pan itself. Am also struggling with a sore shoulder at the moment so I don’t need to be lifting it anyway. The early reports are that it is not the pan that is the problem, so it looks like a cooking lesson will ensue! Thanks for reading Celia. x
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Oh dear. Plague of bugs = not good. We have bush turkeys so no joy with gardening there. I don’t think cast iron would be a goer for me. Too heavy for my weak wrists. Good luck with everything.
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I never thought of bush turkeys being a problem, but of course they would be. I have weak wrists, too, Sherry, and I’m not sure if the cast iron is going to work out. Still trying though. Thank you for reading.
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Ardys, so sorry to hear about your grasshoppers and cast iron woes. Can’t do much about the former (we get a few nibbling every year, but not in droves like you’ve experienced!), however cast iron is one of my favorite cooking vessels. Hope you get some relief from your shoulder — and grasshoppers — soon! Your cornbread (and cannellini soup) look fabulous… I’m tasting it vicariously between alternate “bites” of your Chilli Cole Slaw. 😉
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Thank you Kim. My woes are a pittance compared to yours, so hopefully you will be in your new kitchen soon.
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Just on your bay tree – I had soot and scale on my citrus and I just gave it a bath (literally like you wash a car but with a bit of oil (cooking) and dish soap in the water…..and a car sponge! Rubbed it gently all over and then rinsed off, also fed it and the ants (the real problem) will move out if you water regularly and disturb the potting mix and top it up etc….hope that helps as garden pests are so frustrating 😦
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Thank you Charley. Fortunately my treatment for the scale on the Bay tree seems to have worked. I’m keeping a close eye on it, though. I did feed it, and it has lots of new growth and it does get regular watering, but I’ll top up the potting mix. We’re now wrestling with mealy bug on the Citrus. Have had the citrus for 13 years and never had a problem, but this has been a horrible summer for nearly everything here.
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My gardening mum says the soapy wash works on them too (she lives in QLD and has the same damp conditions due to lots of rain).
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Thank you Charley. Much appreciated!
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