The days of thin eyebrows are gone. Back in the day, no one mentioned that eventually the tweezed ones would not grow back. Being young, I doubt I would have listened, regardless. Having slavishly plucked to appease fashion demands of the latter part of last century, mine are decidedly thin, from lack of regrowth. But on the negative side, they have creatively developed some extremely long and wire-y disciples that vie for attention.
I now ‘trim’ the brows—my tweezing efforts have had to move to the lower portion of the face. Can’t science develop a directional flow beam-a-ma-bob that will show the hairs where they are needed? Herein lies your millions, all you millennials. Of course it may not be needed, those of us who over-tweezed may be long gone, having gradually faded to nothing, one hair at a time.
And while the upper eye area has an overgrowth of select hairs, the lower lid has the reverse. Gradually the lower lashes are disappearing. A small dab of liner pencil where I never used to need it, helps it look less sparse. Meanwhile, the upper lashes which were always rather short and light on the tips have been given a surprising boost in recent years. The diagnosis of glaucoma, which requires eye drops, is the reason. On my first visit the young female doctor (I may have shoes as old as she was) tried to reassure me as the tears gathered in my eyes, “Don’t worry, it may never get any worse than now, and just wait until you see what long dark lashes you will develop as a side-effect from the drops.” Yes, exactly, at 60+ what I really, really want is long dark lashes. It was little comfort at the time, but eventually I grew to embrace this little gift, as I saw the results. More importantly, after two years the glaucoma has not worsened.
The young doctor forgot to mention a quirky little fact, if she even knew— that every now and then, all the longest lashes will fall out…within close timing of each other… gone. There are odd gaps through the lash line, that probably no one but me notices. It is slightly alarming at the time as I ponder–what happens if they never come back at all? I’m unable to answer myself when I pose these deep questions.
These were the thoughts going through my mind this morning as I groomed and cosmetically enhanced my face. Smoke and mirrors, friends, smoke and mirrors…There are other things that have disappeared, like my waistline, hair colour and the once smooth texture of my fingernails. Gone, gone, gone. Perhaps you think I place too much emphasis on my appearance, but I kind of liked the face I was finally getting used to. I know, I know, it is part of the deterioration of ageing and has nothing to do with one’s inner beauty. Really, I’m okay with that…I’m just not ready to have the eyebrows of comrade Brezhnev.
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That image of Brezhnev finally had me bursting into laughter. Getting older isn’t for the faint of heart. Somehow turning 50 and then 55 has made it very apparent that I am beginning to resemble my father’s mother. I have her hair and lack of eyebrow hair (I never tweezed mine but even if you have nice thick eyebrows, it becomes scant in time). I am still trying to hang onto my figure, but I see the age spots appearing and struggle with thinning skin. What was once taut and firm is sagging and dragging a little bit here and there. I guess I’m ready as I’ll ever be to accept these changes. I’m just going to make sure to flash a big smile every chance I get. Maybe no one will notice the other…
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When I think about the people I love, it surely is because of how I feel in their presence. That is what I’m counting on, Lori! I hope people feel good around me and won’t notice the missing lashes and the crazy brows, sagging boobs and all the other stuff. Thanks for reading! xx
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Ha ha! Now I will know how to recognize you if we ever meet at the airport!! I think I will feel love more than noticing any physical features! 🙂 I think you are beautiful all around.
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Funniest post ever! I am laughing. All so true. It can be constant chasing. I like Littlesundog’s suggestion – we just keep flashing big smiles and maybe no one will notice. Happy New Year to us all. xo
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Yes, just have to keep up the dental work so the smiles stay the same! xx
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Oh Ardys. . . Just as well I am alone ’cause the whole house is reverberating from laughter . . . especially after that second paragraph!! True confessions from all of us ! My tweezers used to be very busy around the eyes but mainly with all the strays below the arch: somehow by the time the hairs no longer sprouted like my alfalfa pot I was left with a very nice curvature which for a number of years has simply needed a tad of colour. The rest: never mind !!! Hair colour: I like streaks, especially when someone again asks where I go to have them done 🙂 ! Waistline: smoke and mirrors – living in the country: black leggings are a uniform and all those gorgeous wide tunicky things to wear on top: actually I have not checked awhile . If one buys them long enough one doesn’t note the hipline either . . .. . .
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hahaha, you are so funny Eha. I will remember the ‘tunicky tip’ next time I am shopping and finding nothing!! Thanks so much.
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Legging s and tunic tops are my uniform too. Comfortable and forgiving.
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I wish I could say I have no idea what you’re talking about, but it would be a lie coming from a woman with industrial strength tweezers and a magnifying mirror! Elastic waistband rock!
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Well, it’s nice to be in such good company! Thank you Sandra. x
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Maybe Ardys, you could put this post with your one about Japanese aesthetics and see yourself ( an us too) as imperfect, deteriorating specimens of unique beauty.
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Yes, I’m hoping that is how it works, Francesca! xx
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You truly make me feel at home with myself, you are such entertaining company ♡
In the year prior to my 50th birthday I shoved my superficial vanity into the cupboard and have been ignoring its shrieks ever since. My authentic vanity took issue with a photo of a couple of female acquaintances aged between 60 & 70 both with unflattering hairstyles & colours in the interests of appearing much younger than they are. Instead of crash dieting & getting the ‘works’ before my 50th like many of my friends had done, I grew out my fringe, stopped colouring my hair, then got the G.O. to chop off the length, and attempted to regrow my plucked since I was 13 years old eyebrows hoping they’d fill out. Snap! Over a year later the regrowth is sparse in the places I wanted it with the exception of a single prominent eyebrow strand a la Brezhnev! I also stopped painting my finger & toe nails to lessen my chemical absorption… and picked up an ugly fungal infection in both big toenails while we were travelling… I can hear my superficial vanity banging on the cupboard door…
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I’m so glad you were/are entertained by my ramblings, that is the intent. My authentic vanity wants to look as good as I can, which does not include neon hair colourings and 3 pounds of makeup. I think it’s called ageing gracefully, at least that is what I’m trying for. Included in that is maintaining my body and health, and for that I put in real effort, but I don’t have unrealistic expectations. The fungal thing forced me to stop wearing polish on my toes, too. I get a pedicure or give myself one every few months and use pumice stone on my heels in the shower to keep the feet looking nice without the varnish. All things must pass, I guess. All of it is okay because wisdom has moved in and I value that above all the rest of it. The woman called Dale that I met last year was very lovely, take care of her. x
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Enjoyed this slightly depressing post. I was planning to suggest using your extra long thick eyelashes for fine paintwork -as I was told that Indians use camel eyelash brushes for their miniature paintings but now looks like that might be just something they tell tourists. Oh well…
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Sorry the post depressed you…mostly I’m okay with it all, really, this post just came together as a bit of fun. Thanks for reading Pip.
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Oh yes, that point at which you’re no longer doing things to enhance but for damage limitation! And it all becomes a terrible chore but you can’t (unless you’re Elladee) quite face (ha ha) stopping doing it all. Sigh.
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Yes, exactly right, damage control!! Thanks for reading.
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Ha! Love it! ‘they have creatively developed some extremely long and wire-y disciples that vie for attention.’
I’ve just had my 38th Birthday – December the 2nd, and I was feeling a bit sad and sorry for myself. I flew down to see Kat the next day – who has completely lost her voice now, and has a feeding peg. That helped me appreciate, value and try and take care of my health a little more diligently.
On the subject of eyebrows, I paid them hardly any attention until I was about 27. Then all of a sudden it started to matter, so now I have them waxed & tinted, along with my eye lashes. Oh so pretty. It’s very addictive.. I tried to pluck my eyebrows with tweezers, but it’s so painful. I cried!
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Belated Happy Birthday wishes to you! I think I successfully advised my daughter on the subject of eyebrows, basically just telling her, not to do it the way I did! Yes, it was painful and that should have been a clue, but alas, I’m a slow learner at times. Sorry to hear about Kat’s situation. I’ve been wondering how all that was going… 💕 Thanks for reading Lou.xx
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